A man approaches a Zen Master and asks to be shown the path to enlightenment. The Master replies, “Okay, follow me,” stands up, and walks the man to a nearby river and into the water.

Without warning, the Master forces the man’s head under the water and holds it there as he struggles violently for his life, until he is nearly dead.

At last the Master pulls the man up, gasping for air, and says, “When you want to be enlightened as badly as you wanted to take your next breath just now, come back and see me.”

Really wanting something helps you overcome obstacles to get it.

I’m now on Hostgator thanks to the recommendation of my buddy alexr. If anything goes down, blame him.

Maybe now I’ll actually start to write posts. Maybe.